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Ashens Easter Special 2024
EASTER INNIT
Really good selection of new items in Poundland this year. Including: Shape eggs! Urn rabbits! Horrid bowls! Carrot whisks! And of course a gonk, because everything is terrible.
#Poundland #Easter #Ashens
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Ashens Valentines Special 2024
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Patreon? Why yes, Mister Sir! www.patreon.com/ashens I think we're just slipping in under the finish line with this one. Phew! Once again, St. Valentine, the patron saint of buying pink things, has blessed us with his copious bounty. What do we have? Wonky glasses! A duck! A die! Keyrings! Loads and loads of paper! And even crackers for some reason! #valentinesday #ashens
The Dark Side of the Moon Logic | Ashens
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Near Norwich? Join us! norwichgamesfestival.co.uk I feel like there's always a puzzle in an adventure game that you won't get. But some games inhabit a world all of their own logic... (This talk feels weirdly ancient to me now - I started putting it together in 2019 then, obviously, it sat in a folder for years.) Big thanks to Daniel Crocker for filming this at the last second. And my apologies...
Ashens Christmas Special 2023
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Patreon Lives! www.patreon.com/ashens Christmas has appeared on the doorstep once again, demanding turkey-based meals and enough chocolate to sink a battleship. But what of Poundland this year? We've got a rubber duck that... well... have a look for yourself. And a lollipop! And tealight holders! And many crackers! And we've got those monstrous colouring books again! Sorry! #Christmas #2023 #As...
Feasters Microwave Burgers | Ashens
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Late pledges for horror film possible? Yes! turnbackmovie.com Burgers and microwaves: Together again in our hearts. Or, more to the point, our arteries. Previously a dark combination of damp, spongey bread and reheated mashed-up cow flesh, they've improved over the years (mostly by telling you to toast the bun). Now we've got some super-budget microwaveable snacks - burger, sausage and hot dog ...
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 1 | Ashens and Nerdcubed
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ALERT! Future entries in this series will be on ua-cam.com/users/extraashens This year it's a 4-way battle: Barbenheimer, weird science and sitcoms! Whoever wins, we all lose, as we have to experience the dreaded punishment calendar. Once again: Many, many salutes to Matt Collins for doing all the editing. #advent #2023 #ashens
Britains Forgotten Space Toys | Ashens
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Do a support! www.patreon.com/ashens Back in the midst of ancient history (1981) a very British toy company realised that kids were more interested in Star Wars than obscure army regiments and farms. And so! Space was born! With the Stargards fighting the... non-Stargards? And memorable characters like... guy with a moustache? It's that rarest of toy lines - one with no back story at all! (I me...
Wish.com Random Item Reviews 12 | Ashens
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TURN THEE BACK: turnbackmovie.com Do YOU need to cover your fingers whilst warning people away from your flexible saw? Then this is the video for you, especially if you're a fan of French rock 'n' roll singers! For this instalment of Lucky 9 we've got warning lights! Small bottles full of concepts! Things to cover screws! Socks! Finger sleeves! Chain saws! And, of course, what may be the greate...
Horror DVDs of Mystery | Ashens
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The Horror! turnbackmovie.com Twelve DVD's chosen for being as obscure as possible (from a box of 100 horror films). How many have we heard of? How many have we seen? How many have teal box art? LET US LEARN! But first we have to learn how to decipher written Klingon, apparently... (And if anyone who watches the Twitch streams is wondering: Yes, it is that Steve who left in the INTERESTING IMAG...
Ashens Halloween Special 2023
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Check it out: bit.ly/turnbackmovie It's Halloween yet again! And this year I've spread the net a bit wider and been rewarded with fresh seasonal tat. We've got: Spiders! Masks! Loud Skulls! Hairspray! Gonks! Actual Gonks! Skeletons! And bags of rats because HALLOWEEN. #halloween #poundland #ashens
Weird McDonalds Toys and Collectables | Ashens
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Spook! turnbackmovie.com Slither! Good ol' Maccy D's. The Golden Arches. McDo. Macca's. And probably plenty of other nicknames I haven't heard of. Yep, it's that place what does the burgers and fries and all that. And by "all that", I mean "occasionally weird toys." We've got some dragons which probably should have been designed differently, an intriguingly strange modular spaceship set, a scar...
I Bought More Undelivered Mail and Horror Followed | Ashens
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JOIN US: turnbackmovie.com In a world of mystery boxes, we're cutting out the middle man and just getting hold of things nobody wanted - it's undelivered mail time again! This time we've got giant door stickers, weird plush toys, loads of clothing, a mug and even very specific computer parts.
I've Always Wanted To Do This
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SPOOK: turnback.ashens.com We're making a horror film! And you can help if you like. And get nifty things too, obv. Do you like movies? And discs with movies on? And action figures? And really cool VHS style packaging? And actual VHS looking movies? And art prints? And badges? And prop replicas? And really weird things? Then we've got you covered, buster. But the main thing is: If you like eeri...
Poundland Technology Special: Viido Returns | Ashens
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Patreon! Yes? www.patreon.com/ashens Poundland's fascinating and surprisingly wide-ranging range of electronic goods, Viido, is still producing new products every so often. And they've got other tech-o-items with different branding too. Let us cast an eye, and an ear, and possibly even a lung over them. We've got a Bluetooth speaker, headphones, microphones and a keyboard. Are they any good? Wa...
20-year-old Spider-Man Cake | Ashens
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Patreon is a thing! www.patreon.com/ashens Music for the Spider-Cake song written and performed by Jerden Cooke. And he sings the nice version at the end! Do YOU remember Spider-Man? Do YOU remember cake? Well, this will probably make you wish you'd never heard of either of those things. A superhero themed cake with an incredible amount of icing, it shows everyone's favourite webslinger climbin...
Weird 90's Doctor Who Playset | Ashens
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Weird 90's Doctor Who Playset | Ashens
Sega Mega Drive / Genesis Retrospective Extravaganza
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Sega Mega Drive / Genesis Retrospective Extravaganza
Nintendo 64 Retrospective Extravaganza | Ashens
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Nintendo 64 Retrospective Extravaganza | Ashens
PlayStation Retrospective Extravaganza | Ashens
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PlayStation Retrospective Extravaganza | Ashens
Worst Diet Pepsi Ever | Ashens
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Worst Diet Pepsi Ever | Ashens
Coronation Tat Special | Ashens
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Coronation Tat Special | Ashens
Ashens Easter Special 2023
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Ashens Easter Special 2023
Massive DVD Mystery Box Thing 6 | Ashens
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Massive DVD Mystery Box Thing 6 | Ashens
Wish.com Random Item Reviews 11 | Ashens
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Wish.com Random Item Reviews 11 | Ashens
Ashens Christmas Special 2022
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Ashens Christmas Special 2022
I Bought Some Amazon Returns Because I Never Learn | Ashens
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I Bought Some Amazon Returns Because I Never Learn | Ashens
Microwave Burgers: The Easy and the Vegetarian
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Microwave Burgers: The Easy and the Vegetarian
Advent Calendars 2022 Day 1 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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Advent Calendars 2022 Day 1 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
Weird Old Action Figure Showcase | Ashens
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Weird Old Action Figure Showcase | Ashens
Ashens Halloween Special 2022
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Ashens Halloween Special 2022

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  • @onraj9mm
    @onraj9mm 17 годин тому

    The only UA-camr who never changed.

  • @user-ju3yt6il8s
    @user-ju3yt6il8s 18 годин тому

    .

  • @kitfromvideos
    @kitfromvideos 18 годин тому

    Thanks for the suggestion

  • @user-vt8lk9cq6y
    @user-vt8lk9cq6y 18 годин тому

    There is nothin worse for me as a Berliner as a Döner from the microwave.

  • @MrSonofsonof
    @MrSonofsonof День тому

    There was a Czechoslovak knock-off of the Viewmaster called Meoskop, and the reels were wholly compatible with the original Viewmaster. Reels for kids weren't much of a thing - they were generally touristy kind of reels about Prague, Dubrovnik etc. But there was a certain Czech speciality that now enjoys a certain popularity with collectors - nudes. Yes, they actually did reels of nude girls, and they are quite charmingly 1960s looking - all bums, boobs and bouffants. I've got a reel given away as a promotional thing by a clock manufacturing plant featuring topless girls holding up alarm clocks.

  • @Timmysyt
    @Timmysyt День тому

    9:52 Here

  • @nopenope3512
    @nopenope3512 День тому

    not everyone eats these at home

  • @fabienzaca
    @fabienzaca День тому

    I wish it had different colora other than just white. The wireframe graphixs look like neon signs really beautiful imo.

  • @AppIePineapple
    @AppIePineapple День тому

    This video is a lot harder to watch while eating cake..

  • @Spencer_Funverse
    @Spencer_Funverse День тому

    9:53 *that's the f***ing theme to angry birds*

  • @SmD-ff5xd
    @SmD-ff5xd День тому

    Can anybody else hear a strange reverb on this video? Or have my headphones just conked

  • @dogeymon83
    @dogeymon83 День тому

    When making a game called Street Overlord, the best piece of artwork to put behind it is a forest and a mountain cliff setting.

  • @_MarioFan1985
    @_MarioFan1985 День тому

    9:52

  • @Glauco.gloster2007
    @Glauco.gloster2007 День тому

    That is definitively the f***ing theme of angry birds

  • @lutijn7398
    @lutijn7398 День тому

    I remember in the Netherlands you were way cool to have a gameboy. Then I was in the not so rich people supervision zone. And then there was the mega duck.

  • @memejeff
    @memejeff День тому

    Its the finnnaaal soouupp doowwn .

  • @samholdsworth420
    @samholdsworth420 День тому

    5:20 two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction? 😭

  • @cheezaronius
    @cheezaronius День тому

    i've got that exact batman thing lying around somewhere lmao. although mine has it's ears and a string on it's back.

  • @TheSeventhDeadlyMatador
    @TheSeventhDeadlyMatador День тому

    I have the gold version of the P-131 Drone, such a cool figure and reminds me of a combo of ED209 from Robocop and Shockwave from transformers.

  • @jimmytrinket2835
    @jimmytrinket2835 2 дні тому

    Thanks for this comparison. I almost backed on the first day until I saw the new designs. And this is the first time I've seen it all close up. Still love the older designs. I was hoping they would have updated the rules and incorporated some of the Advanced hero quest stuff, it was fantastic.

  • @raphaeltoast
    @raphaeltoast 2 дні тому

    That rabbit holding a golden bullet... Wallace and Gromit anyone?

  • @Nancy-hy5so
    @Nancy-hy5so 2 дні тому

    Should of said the proof of the salad cream ice cream is in the puke.

  • @stefanashley
    @stefanashley 2 дні тому

    Wow, almost 14 years later. Kind of funny looking back especially the comments about the bezels. Also, considering they've just announced the new iPad Pro generation and the new air to and seeing how different they are.

  • @Nancy-hy5so
    @Nancy-hy5so 2 дні тому

    The gum should be fine because bacteria don't normally live in acidic places so thank God that's extremely sour probably all citrus acid.

  • @aimanishak4364
    @aimanishak4364 2 дні тому

    I can't wait for Airphone 15 to release

  • @spenceriley4284
    @spenceriley4284 2 дні тому

    Finally a UA-camr I used to watch as a child that hasn't went on a huge downward spiral into doom. Always knew you'd be the last one standing

  • @bonetrader5940
    @bonetrader5940 2 дні тому

    Love you ashens been watching for almost 10 years still ove your content

  • @max_e_maxxy_
    @max_e_maxxy_ 2 дні тому

    They thought they were going to get you, they thought they had you bro, and you knew exactly what was in there! Lmfao

  • @stage666
    @stage666 2 дні тому

    Trekking burger

  • @TowlieIsSilly
    @TowlieIsSilly 2 дні тому

    I guess you could say he's very "two-faced" *1950's laugh track*

  • @TomWright025
    @TomWright025 2 дні тому

    4:48 “Nice hiss”

  • @lethalflailfist
    @lethalflailfist 2 дні тому

    4:00 That edit was sick!

  • @SoundwaveSG1
    @SoundwaveSG1 2 дні тому

    These are base on the Real Gear transformers from 2007

  • @JosephHannah-bp7fw
    @JosephHannah-bp7fw 2 дні тому

    1:15 I’d love to see a Maggy Thatcher one of those, so I could break it with me hammer…

  • @lloydevans2900
    @lloydevans2900 2 дні тому

    You're right that eating chalk would be a good source of calcium - but also slightly wrong, because we actually do eat chalk, or near enough: If you have ever taken antacid tablets (such as Tums or Rennie), you have most likely eaten calcium carbonate, which is essentially high purity, pharmaceutical grade chalk. So yes, if you happen to be on the beach near Dover and are stricken with heartburn style indigestion so bad that you can't get to a pharmacy quickly enough, you could in principle treat yourself by taking a bite (albeit a very small bite) out of the cliffs. Not that I am particularly recommending that as an ideal option, but it would do the job. Of course you might not consider antacid tablets to be food in the strictest sense, though they do genuinely provide a source of bio-available (aka absorbable) calcium if you do take one. We can do better than that though: Look at the ingredients on any bag of pre-packaged and pre-sliced bread, and you will almost certainly find that the wheat flour used to make the bread has had calcium carbonate added to it. Not enough for bread to work as an antacid, but certainly enough to provide children with the daily calcium supplement they need to grow their bones, provided that they eat a couple of slices every day.

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 2 дні тому

    I actually had those gundam looking guys as a kid, they came in 6 colors I think and I used to play with them in the bath. Surprised I didn't die of lead poisoning or whatever.

  • @leo_epik
    @leo_epik 2 дні тому

    9:50 thats the fucking theme to angry birds.

  • @XYZB0RG
    @XYZB0RG 2 дні тому

    11:04 to any YTPers out there... this one... use this out of context

  • @EmojiMELT
    @EmojiMELT 2 дні тому

    9:52 here

  • @TheCompleteMental
    @TheCompleteMental 2 дні тому

    Now that's Olive Oil Olive bitumen

  • @memejeff
    @memejeff 2 дні тому

    Now thats tasty.

  • @MadnessMax1098
    @MadnessMax1098 3 дні тому

    he did not infact, get copyrighted.

  • @EneMye
    @EneMye 3 дні тому

    Loved your metaphor about the year burning up, nice indoor fireworks

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI 3 дні тому

    We have the mighty BIG AZ burger Stateside. Often found in gas stations and vending machines. Not as complicated to say the least. You throw it in the microwave, wrapper-and-all for a minute and a half and voila! A big, juicy mystery meat cheeseburger feast! They are actually huge. Two will put me in a food coma but once in a while I get an itch that only crappy gas station food can scratch, so it's a guilty pleasure.

  • @rsnordhagen
    @rsnordhagen 3 дні тому

    I cannot believe this man is still going and his content literally hasn't changed for years.

    • @bonetrader5940
      @bonetrader5940 2 дні тому

      And we fucking love him for it

    • @Moon0525_
      @Moon0525_ 2 дні тому

      It's why we keep coming back. To see more useless items, more dry English humour, and more ways he may potentially damage his health.

  • @pingpongya795
    @pingpongya795 3 дні тому

    i love that youve never changed your content style in 14 years... even kept the intro the same!!

  • @KRAKENC0TT_
    @KRAKENC0TT_ 3 дні тому

    THE WAY HE SOUNDS SO CALM WHEN HE SAYS “That’s the fucking theme to Angry Birds.” I AM DEAD

  • @nienke7713
    @nienke7713 3 дні тому

    Possibly the package was already damaged when it got to the previous owner so they refused to take it as they didn't want to risk getting stuck with damaged goods

  • @mikealderson6038
    @mikealderson6038 3 дні тому

    Hi Gavin Bolton.

  • @chrisbamford1979
    @chrisbamford1979 3 дні тому

    Anyway fit for a council estate king